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Take my paw
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
the elbow one fucked me up
i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:
“ Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man. ”
read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since (via pluiedem)
'Consensual Krampus' by Ryan Heshka