(Source: iraffiruse)
I always look really tired.
Probably because I am always really tired.
Also I have no idea what that fucking noise was at the end.
I’m going to redo this when I’m not drunk, because originally I planned on not being drunk.
I feel like this impairs my already poor singing abilities.
Do you ever just go on chatroulette because you can’t sleep and then you become a genderqueer cat with a heart of gold?
“ Nonna: What is that?
Me: It’s a gourd. You drink mate out of it.
Dad: NO!
Me: What?
Dad: You can’t drink latte out of that.
Me: I said Mate.
Dad: Oh, well you can’t drink anything out of that.
Me: What!? YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT! Jesus christ! People have been drinking out of gourds for thousands of years! ”
In which I get into a really stupid argument with my dad about mate gourds.
